牙仙2
嘿 我们来这里干嘛? Hey, what're we doing here?
这车是奖品? 太棒了吧 They're giving that car away? That thing's sweet.
詹妮的生日派对还有十分钟就要开始了 Janie's birthday party starts in 10 minutes.
我知道 但这花不了多少时间 I know, but this'll just take a couple of seconds.
- 赖瑞- 噢 拜托 会很棒的 - Larry. - Oh, come on, it'll be awesome.
我们等下在抽奖桌碰面 Hey, I'll meet you up at the raffle table.
赖瑞 Larry.
真难以置信 It's hard to believe,
你生气的时候居然更美丽 but you're even more beautiful when you're angry.
你好 布鲁克 Hello, Brooke.
你好 布尔加德 很高兴在这遇到你 Hello, Beauregard. Nice to find you here.
我自家汽车经销商负责赞助本次抽奖 My family's auto dealership is sponsoring this raffle.
我们会送出一辆靓车 You know, we're giving away a pretty nice car.
汉克 来吧 Hank, come on.
- 快点儿 欧尼- 投进去 - Hurry up, Ernie. - Go in.
能帮我把这些放进去吗 亲爱的? 谢了 Would you mind putting these in, dear? Thanks.
祝你好运 女士 Good luck, lady.
我无法相信你还跟赖瑞 格思里在一起 I cannot believe you're still with Larry Guthrie.
是啊 但他如果两分钟之内 Yep, but if he doesn't drive me to my niece's birthday party
还不载我去我外甥的生日派对 in the next two minutes,
- 我就甩了他 - 真的吗? - all bets are off. - Really?
- 你不介意我... 噢 - 闪开 - Hey, do you mind if... Oh. - Back off.
如果需要车的话可以给我打电话 Why don't you give me a call if you need a car or...
或是别的服务 Or anything else.
- 谢啦 - 不客气 - Thanks. - Yeah.
欢迎大家 Welcome, everybody.
谁想赢这辆车? Who wants to win a car?
伙计 这辆是车中之车 Dude, the dream car of all cars.
我们来看看 Let's find out
哪位幸运儿将抽中头奖 - 咱们! who that lucky bowler is going to be. - Us!
拜托抽到我 Please.
抽到头奖的是... Our lucky bowler is...
赖瑞 格思里! Larry Guthrie!
好的 是赖瑞! 耶! All right, Larry! Yeah!
开什么玩笑! You gotta be kidding me!
击掌! 击掌! 小甜心! 小宝贝! High-five mine! High-five mine! Peanut butter! Peanut butter!
亲爱的 这事多酷啊? 就像得了奥斯卡一样 Honey, how cool is this? It's like winning an Oscar.
你答应我你会去詹妮的派对 You promised me you would go to Janie's party.
但她才一岁呀 她不会知道我没在场 But she's one year old. She ain't gonna know I'm there.
跟派对无关 而是你没遵守诺言 It's not about the party, it's about you keeping your promises.
真要提那小屁孩的话 If there's one thing that little kid'll like,
她一定会很开心我中这辆酷车 it'd be knowing I won that muscle car.
你就是不明白 对吧? You just don't get it, do you?
女士们先生们 请赖瑞 格思里说两句 Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Larry Guthrie.
亲爱的 亲爱的 别这样 Honey. Honey, come on.
嘿 宝贝 是辆大黄蜂呢 Hey, baby, it is a Camaro.
准备保龄球赛 Let's bowl.
赖瑞要做的就是来一个大满贯 All Larry has to do is make the famed 7-10 split.
他能行吗? Can he do it?
大家拭目以待 Let's see what you got.
你还有两次机会 You still have two chances left.
赖瑞就差一点点 Larry, that was so, so close.
不过别有压力 你还有最后一次机会 But, hey, no pressure at all. You still have one chance left.
他太紧张了 He's way too tight.
我们得让他冷静冷静 We've got to calm him down.
暂停下 我需要点玉米片 快点! Time out. I need some nachos, pronto!
吃下去 伙计 Chow down, buddy.
把它们都吃了 上吧 兄弟! Munch them down. Go, boy!
- 感觉好点了吗? - 是啊 - You feel good? - Yeah
赖瑞嘿 嘿 嘿 我们没时间跟你耗 好吗? Larry, hey, hey, hey, we don't have all day, all right?
这正是我需要的 玉米片 That's what I needed. Nachos.
这就像是提神蛮牛 It's like a B12 shot.
- 加油 赖瑞! 加油! - 来吧! - Go for it, Larry! Go! - Let's do this!
我能行! 对 对 我能行! I got it! Yeah, yeah, I got it! Now I'm good.
现在我准备好了 Now I'm ready.
好的 布鲁克 这一球是为了你 All right, Brooke. This one's for you.
嘿 你能不能别再折腾你自己的车了 Hey, why don't you stop fiddling with your own car,
来这儿修修别人的车行不行? come over here and try and work on somebody else's?
好的 我这就来 All right, I'm coming.
老天啊 你们这些人 好了 试试吧 For Pete's sake, you guys. All right, now try it.
谁才是高手? Who's the man?
嘿 让我瞧瞧体育版 Hey, let me see that sports page.
他迟早都会发现的 He's gonna find out sooner or later.
发现什么? Find out what?
汉克 你真藏不住心事啊 Hank, I tell you what, you are a bad poker player.
我以为... I thought it...
你们都分手一年多了 You guys broke up over a year ago.
怎么 你以为她还忘不了你? What, you thought she was never gonna move on?
我以为她只是欲擒故纵 Thought she was just playing hard to get.
我认为她很明智 I thought she was just being smart.
够了 That's enough.
赖瑞你不如化怒气 Larry, why don't you channel that anger
为动力 千万别做傻事? into repairing a car instead of doing something stupid?
我的字典里可没有傻字 Stupid ain't in my vocabulary.
这下好了 Perfect.
你要跟布尔加德 比林斯结婚? You're marrying Beauregard Billings?
布尔加德 比林斯 真的吗? Beauregard Billings, seriously?
等一下 好嘛? Just wait one second, okay?
你要跟布尔加德结婚? You're marrying Beauregard?
米勒老师 我找到我的素描本了! Ms. Miller, I found my sketch pad!
很好 Good.
别来捣乱 小朋友 我可不签名 Not now, kid. I'm not signing autographs.
还是那一如既往的"谦虚" Still humble as ever.
是她想要签名的 She wants an autograph.
悉尼 你知道这人是谁吗? Sydney, do you have any idea who this man is?
门卫吗? The janitor?
门卫 我可是赖瑞 格思里 保龄球冠军呢 The janitor. I'm Larry Guthrie, the bowling champion
美罗县的奇迹 Metro County Miracle.
实在没印象 Doesn't really ring a bell.
老天 现在都怎么教孩子的? 竟然没提到我 Boy, what're they teaching kids nowadays? Obviously not about me.
悉尼 请你为我画一幅很漂亮的画 好吗? Sydney, why don't you draw me a really pretty picture, okay?
我需要和门卫谈谈 I need to have a word with the janitor.
布尔加德 比林斯 Beauregard Billings.
- 小声点 他现在叫博- 他现在叫博 - Sh. He goes by Bo now. - He goes by Bo now.
他去竞选市长 连名字都改成博了? He's running for mayor, so he changes his name to Bo?
他这辈子没一天老实 真不敢相信 He hasn't worked an honest day in his life. Unbelievable.
人是会变的 赖瑞 People change, Larry.
别因为你一直长不大就觉得别人也一样 Just because you never grew up doesn't mean other people can't.
我干嘛要长大? 我已经是美罗县的奇迹了 Why do I wanna grow up? I'm the Metro Lanes' Miracle Man.
我超厉害的 I'm awesome.
你只是踩到酱上走了狗屎运 You slipped on nacho cheese and got lucky.
好吧 我还是很厉害 All right, I'm 50% awesome.
我还是比布尔加德 比林斯厉害上1000倍 But I'm still 1,000 times more awesome than Beauregard Billings.
我不需要厉害 我要个成熟的人 I don't want awesome, I want an adult.
一个能对家庭负责的男人 Somebody who is ready for the responsibility of a family.
我等你已经等的够久了 And I waited a long time for you to become that person,
但你没改变 and you didn't.
- 我正要... - Well, I was gonna...
噢 天啊 Oh, boy.
谁要博 比林斯飞盘呀? 给你 Who wants a Bo Billings Frisbee? Here you go.
记住要投给博 比林斯 Remember, vote for Bo Billings.
- 谁要压力球? - 我要! - Who wants a stress ball? - I do!
压力球! 在那儿呢! Stress ball! There they are!
我!我!我! Me! Me! Me!
记得让你们的爸妈也投给博 比林斯? Now remember to tell your parents to vote for Bo Billings, all right?
这不是赖瑞 格思里吗 Well, if it isn't Larry Guthrie.
省省吧 比林斯 我要投给其他人 Hey, save your stress ball on me there, Billings. I'm voting for the other guy.
嗨 美女 Hey, beautiful.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我要走了 赖瑞很开心见到你 I gotta go, Larry. It was nice seeing you.
- 好吧 - 再见 - Yeah. - Bye.
好吧 再见 All right, I'll see you later.
奥卡拉这么多人 All the people in Ocala she could go out with,
她偏偏跟那个傻瓜在一起 and she goes out with that goofball.
他是个彻头彻尾的骗子 He's a fraud, is what he is.
他在那呢 快啊 伙计们 嘘! There he is. Come on, you guys. Shh!
噢 阿什顿! Oh, Ashton!
哇哦! Whoa!
太好玩了 大伙 Real funny, guys.
嘿 等等 等一下 Hey, hold on. Hold on a sec.
- 你们想马上赚5块钱吗? - 当然啦 - You wanna make a quick five bucks? - Sure.
好了 亲爱的 老实说 Okay, honey, be completely honest.
哪个好看点 这个还是这个? Which one do you like better, this one or this one?
哇 两张好相似 Wow, they're both so similar.
我知道我很上镜 亲爱的 Well, I mean, I am photogenic, sweetie. I understand.
- 嗯 - 不过 说真的 挑个最好看的 - Yeah. - But, really, try to pick the best one.
- 上吧 - 嘿 先生 - Come on. - Hey, mister.
看 这是我给牙仙做的 Look, I made this for the tooth fairy.
画的不错 小朋友 Yeah, that's pretty good, kid.
- 太好了 那我两张都要 - 开火! - Perfect, I'll use them both. - Fire!
解决了 噢! Done. Oh!
嘿 你们做什么呢? Hey, what're you guys doing?
你说牙仙什么来着? What's that about the tooth fairy?
哦 我有颗松掉的牙齿 看到没? Oh, I have a loose tooth. See?
哦 挺好 挺不错 Oh, that's awesome. That's good.
不 不 衬衣没关系 亲爱的 看我的脸 No, no, the shirt's fine, sweetie. Look at the face.
所以我给牙仙做了这个 So, I made this for her.
不错啊 小朋友 真不错 That's good, kid. That's cool.
你知道吗? 这件你也得拿去 所以 Wow, and you know what? You're gonna have to take this one, too, so...
可是 小心肝... But, you know what, sweetie...
我长大想当个艺术家 I wanna be an artist when I grow up.
你要好好珍惜儿童的时光 Well, you ought to stay a kid as long as you can.
你不会想那么快就长大 You don't wanna grow up any sooner than you have to.
- 为什么呢? - 这个嘛... - Why? - Well...
很抱歉 让我帮你快速擦干 So sorry. Let me just dry you off real fast.
- 长大烂透了 - 为什么? - Growing up stinks. - Why?
因为并不是凡事都能如你所愿的 'Cause things don't always turn out the way you'd planned it.
为什么? Why?
真爱就像童话 就像牙... True love is a fairy tale, just like the tooth...
额... Uh...
不 不 No, no.
不不 有牙...听着 No, there is a tooth... Listen.
嘿 你听过牙仙的故事吗? Hey, did you hear that story about the tooth fairy?
很久以前 有个小牙仙... Once upon a time, there was this little tooth fairy...
别这样 小鬼! 你要干嘛? No, kid! Where're you going?
我要去告你状! I'm telling on you!
嘿 小朋友 嘿 回来 小朋友! 小朋友! Hey, kid, hey. Get back. Kid! Kid!
米勒老师 米勒老师! Ms. Miller, Ms. Miller!
紧急戒备! 紧急戒备! Def-Con 4! Def-Con 4!
等等 小朋友 借你用会儿啊 Hold on, kid. Let me borrow you.
你在干吗 老兄? What are you doing, dude?
跟你玩个救命的游戏 A little game called saving my butt.
甜心 怎么了? Honey, what's wrong?
那男人和我说牙仙的坏话 That man told me something bad about the tooth fairy.
没事的 等等 过来 这是什么? All right. Wait, come here. What is this?
什么... What...
哦 小乖乖 别伤心 来抱抱 Oh, honey, no, come here. Come here.
梦想成真! Dreams come true!
人生最美好的时刻啊 Greatest day in my life.
这真是人生中最美好的一天 Greatest day in my life, right there.
我是博 比林斯 我们会成功的 I'm Bo Billings, and we 're gonna make it happen.
- 你 我 所有人 - 噢 拜托 - You, me, all of us. - Oh, please.
- 所有人同心协力 - 比林斯 - We 're in it together. - Billings.
嗯 Mmm-mmm.
你晓得吃多了鸡会怎样 You know what happens if you eat too much chicken.
你会变成一只鸡 You turn into a chicken.
我才不相信呢 I'm pretty sure that ain't gonna happen.
嗯 有科学依据的 Mmm-mmm. It's a scientific fact.
你没听过"人如其食"这句话吗? Haven't you ever heard the expression, you are what you eat?
你就是想吃掉最后这个鸡翅吧 You're just trying to get that last chicken wing.
你竟敢这么说 How dare you.
好吧 那只有一个解决方法 All right, well, there's only one way to settle this.
对 烧烤酱画胡子比赛 Yeah, a barbecue sauce mustache contest.
1 2 3 开始! One, two, three, go!
汤姆·赛立克是无敌的 Nothing beats a Tom Selleck.
太可恶了 Dadgummit.
除非你是洛林 芬格斯 狠角色 Unless you're Rollie Fingers. Well played.
当然 Mmm-hmm.
承让 大家不相上下 Thank you. It is a close call.
也许我们可以把胡子挨在一起 Maybe we should put our mustaches together
看看会怎样? and see what happens?
告诉你 我喜欢这主意 Gotta tell you, I kind of like that.
你知道吗 布鲁克? You know what, Brooke?
我要阻止你犯下滔天大错 I'm about to stop you from making the biggest mistake
以免终生悔恨 of your entire life.
哼! 一张纸 Huh! It's a piece of paper.
谣言终结部门 Department of Dissemination of Disbelief.
什么意思? What does that mean?
我的天啊 她说的没错 Cheese and crackers, she was right.
我变成鸡了! 我变成鸡了! I'm a chicken! I'm a chicken!
格思里先生 我叫尼克斯 Mr. Guthrie, my name is Nyx.
你知道你为什么在这吗? Do you know why you're here?
我吃太多鸡肉所以你把我变成鸡 Well, because I ate too much chicken and you turned me into a chicken.
很好 又一个"天才" Great, another genius.
我很肯定我是只鸡 For sure I thought I was a chicken.
这只是场梦而已 This is just a dream.
这才不是梦呢 格思里先生 This isn't a dream, Mr. Guthrie.
那就是鸡只臆想症 Well, then it's a chicken-induced hallucination.
相信我 我吃太多鸡下肚 Believe me, I've OD'd on enough chicken
所以我知道我在说什么 小姑娘 to know what I'm talking about there, little girl.
小姑娘? Little girl?
我就是113次 没错 拿到童话镇最高分的 I am the 113-time, yes, the highest score in Fairyland,
年度最佳牙仙 Tooth Fairy of the Year.
我还组织过牙仙全明星赛 I was making Tooth Fairy All-Star teams
那时哥伦布都还没发现新大陆呢 before Columbus discovered America.
好吧 冷静点 孩子 天哪! 别那么激动 All right, well, chill out, kid. Jiminy Christmas! Lay off the caffeine.
你错了 我不是普通的小女孩 No, I'm not just some little girl,
全童话镇无人不晓 and all of Fairyland knows that.
我是牙仙中的传奇! I'm a tooth fairy legend!
现在我是办案员 你的办案员 And now I'm a case worker. Your case worker.
听着 我们之间也许有误会 Look, maybe we got off on the wrong foot,
不过我求求你 让我变回原样吧 but I'm begging you, please turn me back to the way I was before.
求求你 我再也不吃鸡肉了 我戒掉 Please, I promise I'll lay off the chicken. Done with it.
不吃炸鸡 烤鸡 No more fried chicken, baked chicken,
鸡胸 鸡肉派 都戒了 breasted chicken, chicken pot pie. Done.
无骨鸡柳 鸡米花 童子鸡 鸡肉卷 Nuggets, fingers, tenders, tacos,
美味啊 还有 大盘鸡 鸡肉饼 delicious, by the way, hot dish, chicken-in-a-biscuit.
我说无骨鸡柳了吗? 太好吃了 Did I say nuggets? 'Cause they're delicious.
原味炒鸡肉 我不知你怎么叫它 General Cho's, or Chow, I don't know how you say it.
我叫它原味炒鸡 I always say General Cho.
我再不吃了 I won't eat that.
鸡肉堡 鸡肉炒面 Chicken sammiches, chicken chow mein.
当然还有鸡翅 Chicken wings, obviously.
辣的 微辣的 串烧的 Hot, mild, teriyaki,
烧烤的 蜂蜜芥末味的 barbecue, honey mustard.
鸡肉水饺 Chicken and dumplings.
天哪 我在骗谁呢? 我爱鸡肉! Boy, who am I kidding? I love chicken!
够了! 坐下 Enough! Now sit.
读读这个 Read this.
这是什么? What's this?
欢迎来到谣言终止部门 Welcome, disseminator of disbelief.
你不相信世界上有牙仙 对吧? You didn't think tooth fairies were real, did you?
你错了 现在开始 你就是我们的一员 Well, you're wrong. And now, you're one of us.
当一个小孩晚上把掉落的牙放到枕头下时 When a child loses a tooth and puts it under their pillow at night,
牙仙就来取走牙齿了 a tooth fairy comes to collect that tooth.
不过牙仙只取走那些 But tooth fairies only collect teeth from children
相信有牙仙存在孩子的牙齿 who believe in the tooth fairy,
因为每个小孩的牙齿里都有着信仰 because a tiny bit of that belief lives within every child's tooth.
那是童话镇的养料 That's the magic that fuels Fairyland.
多亏你 一个小男孩不相信牙仙了 Thanks to you, a young boy no longer believes.
你违反了牙仙法 You have broken fairy law.
作为惩罚 As punishment,
你必须当牙仙临时工 you must temporarily serve as a tooth fairy.
你必须从镇上的孩子着手 Your sentence is to collect 10 teeth in 10 days
在10天内取回10颗牙齿 from children in your region,
美罗县 佛罗里达 Metro County, Florida.
每当取牙任务出现 Whenever a tooth collection comes up,
你就会自动变身成牙仙 you will automatically transform into a tooth fairy.
风雨无阻 No ifs, ands, or buts.
祝你好运 Good luck. You'll need it.
如果我不做会怎么样? And what if I don't do it?
我就拿走你最美好的回忆 I'm taking away your best memory.
美罗县的奇迹 The Metro County Miracle.
你是说你要删除美罗县... You mean to tell me you'd erase the Metro County...
正是如此 Can and will.
这是什么? What's that?
临时工都有定量的睡觉粉 All temps get a ration of sleeping powder.
用这个搞定家中的猫猫狗狗 Use this to get past pesky cats and guard dogs.
睡觉粉 Sleeping powder.
天啊 真难闻 Boy, it don't smell very good.
天哪 你这个蠢驴 Gosh, you dunderhead.
噢 Oh.
发生什么事? What happened?
就说是睡觉粉 Sleeping powder.
如果你被抓了 用这个 If you ever get caught, use this.
忘却粉 Amnesia powder.
如果有人看到你是牙仙 向他们洒一点这个 If someone sees you as the tooth fairy, just dust them with a little bit of this
然后说 你从没见过牙仙 and say, you never saw the tooth fairy.
现在跟我说一遍 你从没见过牙仙 Now repeat after me. you never saw the tooth fairy.
拜托 我才不说那傻话 For Pete's sake, I'm not gonna say something stupid.
好吧 你从没见过牙仙 All right. you never saw the tooth fairy.
现在去休息吧 格思里先生 Now go get some rest, Mr. Guthrie.
- 你明天开始上班 - 哦 那如果... - You start tomorrow. - Yeah, but if...
哇哦! Whoa!
天啊 这恶梦太恐怖了 Man, that was the worst dream I ever had.
特真实 So real.
我宵夜再也不吃鸡肉了 I ain't eating chicken late any more.
我倒希望这是场梦 I sure wish that was a dream.
我还有时间向她证明 她嫁错人 You know what? I still got time to prove she's marrying the wrong man.
我正是打算这么做 And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
你说你要干嘛? You wanna what?
我想加入托管班 I wanna be a part of the after school program.
我想那会很有趣 I think it'd be fun.
- 赖瑞- 怎么了? - Larry. - What?
这里大多数的孩子都比你成熟 Most of these kids are more mature than you are.
再说了 我知道你都对加布说了什么 Plus, I heard what you said to Gabe.
那是博跟他说的 That was Bo talking to him.
他们在谈论牙仙 我可什么都没说 They were talking about the tooth fairy. Now, I wasn't saying that.
所有有关牙仙的话题 那都是博说的 All kinds of conversations about it. That was Bo done that.
你这么做不是为了向我证明什么 对吧? You're not just doing this to try to prove something to me, are you?
因为现在已经太晚了 Because it's way too late for that.
拜托 布鲁克 别自以为是了 好吗? Come on, Brooke, get over yourself, seriously?
我是说 世界不是围着你转的 I mean, not every conversation is about you.
我是说 那算了 I mean, go ahead.
如果你想犯下人生中最大的错误 那就算了 If you wanna make the biggest mistake of your life, go right ahead.
不过这事跟你没关系 But this ain't about you.
这事跟我有关 我爱小孩 This is about me, and I love kids.
而且我要... 怎么着? 看着我 我爱你 And I wanna... How you doing? Look at me. I love you.
- 爱你 爱你 - 不好玩 兄弟 - Love you. Love you. - Uncool, man.
拜托 看起来你需要帮忙 Come on, it looks like you could use the help.
- 米勒老师 - 拜托 布鲁克 - Ms. Miller. - Come on, Brooke.
我能去洗手间吗? Can I use the bathroom?
可以 当然可以 亲爱的 快去吧 Sure, sure. Yeah, honey, you can go for it.
能请你让马修把午餐盒还给我吗? Can you please tell Matthew to give me back my lunchbox?
阿什顿 亲爱的 它就在那 No, Ashton, honey, it's right over here.
米勒老师 我把洋娃娃弄丢了 Ms. Miller, I lost my doll.
看你刚都放哪了 Right where you left it.
意识到你有多忙了吧? See how busy you are?
米勒老师 这支笔没水了 Ms. Miller, this pen is all dried out.
亲爱的 换一只红笔画 好吗? Sweetie, just swap it out for a red one, okay?
米勒老师 你能帮我们搭这个吗? Ms. Miller, can you help us build this?
好的 给我10分钟 好吗? Yeah, 10 minutes, okay?
这把吉他坏了 它需要换新的电池 And this guitar is broken. It needs new batteries.
你就幻想在弹吉他 孩子 Play air guitar, man.
你懂我意思了吧? See what I'm talking about?
拜托了 布鲁克 小布布 Come on, Brookie. Brookster.
- 我付不起你的工资 - 工资? - I can't afford to pay you. - Pay me?
这是对我的侮辱 我加入了! I'm insulted. I'm in!
我必须遣散所有的员工 缺人才让你加入 I had to let my entire staff go, so that's the only reason I'm doing this.
- 我明白 - 因为我已经山穷水尽了 - I know. - Because I'm desperate.
- 我加入了 - 真的山穷水尽了 - And I'm in. - Really desperate.
- 我加入了 - 真的山穷水尽了 - I'm in. - Really desperate.
- 成交 - 像是到谷底的山穷水尽 - Done. - Like bottom-of-the-barrel desperate.
我做定了 I'm in.
- 好吧 - 太好了 - All right. - Sweet.
我先带着一半的孩子去花园种花 I am gonna finish planting the garden with half the kids.
你负责看好另外一半的孩子 You are in charge of the other half.
小菜一碟 我该做什么? Piece of cake. What do I do?
做劳作吗? Arts and crafts?
我是说 手工劳作 太棒了! I mean, arts and crafts, awesome!
我爱死手工劳作 I love arts and crafts.
这会很美好 爱死劳作 This'll be sweet. Love arts and crafts.
天啊 这应该不会很难吧 Shoot, this ain't gonna be that hard.
- 把那些放下! - Put those down!
- 你们 你们把... - You guys, you got...
不要乱扔东西! 不要... Don't throw that! Don't...
把它放下! 把它放下! Put it down! Put it down!
你会受伤的! You're gonna get hurt!
停下来! 别这么做! Stop! Don't do it!
够了! Enough!
够了! 你们都怎么了? Enough! What's wrong with everybody?
- 我们很无聊 - 是啊! - We're bored. - Yeah!
好吧 这样 嘿 我知道我们能干嘛 All right. Well, hey, I know what we can do.
我们去草地玩飞镖吧 Let's go play lawn darts.
那不是很危险吗? Isn't that dangerous?
是的 我想也是 Yeah, I guess that would be.
我们去打猎吧 Let's go hunting.
什么 你疯了吗? What, are you crazy?
是啊 我想也没什么可以捕猎的 Yeah, I guess there ain't nothing to hunt.
天啊 这算是什么课补班啊? Man, what kind of an after school program is this?
嘿 等一下 我有一个主意! Hey, wait. I got an idea!
让我们来打一场真正的雪仗吧 Let's have us a genuine snowball fight.
什么? What?
这里是佛罗里达州 这里不下雪 This is Florida. There's no snow.
- 是的 - 你要有点信念 - Yeah. - Ye of little belief.
在佛罗里达州不一定要有雪 You ain't gotta have snow
才能打场犀利的雪仗 to have a good old snowball fight in Florida.
你想知道怎么做吗? You wanna see how?
你只需要准备一些面粉和紧身裤 Well, you just get yourself some flour and some pantyhose.
把它们都装满 然后打个结 Fill it to the brim. Tie yourself a knot.
做个一百个 Do it 100 more times.
准备些酷炫的护目镜然后... Get some of these fancy goggles and then...
游戏就开始了 Let the games begin.
# 我只想得到满足感 # # I just want some satisfaction #
# 因为我在这儿得不到 # # 'Cause I can get none here. #
# 我需要新的魅力 # # I need a new main attraction. #
# 属于我的新魅力 # # One that I could wear. #
# 这将开启连串连锁反应 # #I t's gonna start a chain reaction #
# 我需要一些想象力 # # I need a little imagination. #
# 能避雨的地方 # # Shelter from the rain. #
是时候使出杀手锏了 兄弟们 Time for the secret weapon, boys.
太棒了! Yeah!
这都怎么了? What is going on here?
布鲁克 天啊 Brooke, jeez.
你对这个地方做了什么? What did you do to this place?
你本应该树立一个好榜样的 You were supposed to be setting a good example.
布鲁克 我们单纯在玩乐 Brooke, we were just having some fun.
这正是我之前在担心的事 This is exactly the kind of thing that I was worried about.
你还没准备好承担这种责任 You are not ready for this kind of responsibility.
你还没准备好承担任何责任 You're not ready for any kind of responsibility.
布鲁克 你看起来很滑稽 Brooke, you look ridiculous.
听着 我们正要搞好关系 Listen, we were just trying to bond.
我跟孩子们玩的很开心 I was having fun with the kids.
我准备好承担责任了 再给我次机会吧 I'm ready for responsibility. Give me another chance.
再给我一次机会 Just one more chance.
就一次机会 One more chance.
如果你再搞砸一次 你就得走人 But you pull another stunt like this, and you are done.
- 我不会的 - 现在把这里清理干净 - I won't do it. - Now clean up this mess!
我会把这里弄干净的 I will get it cleaned up.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 你们谁想帮我一起打扫啊? Hey, which one of you kids wanna help me clean up in here?
再见! See you!
加油 双城队! Come on, Snappers!
加油 快开始进攻啊 Come on, let's get to the first down.
- 快开始进攻! - 加油 冲啊! - Let's get to the first down! - Come on now, let's go!
三十! 二十! 十! 他做到了 Thirty! 20! 10! He's got it.
触地得分 Touchdown.
我今天甚至都没吃鸡 I didn't even have chicken today.
- 什么? - 没什么 我马上回来 - What? - Nothing. I'll be right back.
嘿 多拿点可乐回来! Hey, grab some more soda!
不是吧 No way.
这一定是在做梦 This has to be a dream.
快醒醒 快醒醒 Wake up, wake up.
好吧 Okay.
这会有点疼 但我会醒过来的 好的 This is gonna hurt, but I gotta wake up. Okay.
哦 天哪 Oh, man.
我想这回真是个牙仙 Guess I am a tooth fairy.
所以 他们触地得分了吗? So, did they score a touchdown?
赖瑞你为什么穿得像个芭蕾舞女? Larry, why're you dressed like a ballerina?
这是个好问题 That is a good question.
这是个好问题 我来告诉你为什么 That is a fine question. And I'm gonna tell you why.
因为我在演话剧 我在演胡桃夹子 'Cause I'm in a play. I'm in The Nutcracker.
事实上 我就是胡桃夹子 Matter of fact, I am the nutcracker.
胡桃夹子? The Nutcracker?
一点没错 看下这个 你们不相信吗 Dadgum right. Check this out, ye of non-belief.
很不错 对吧? Pretty good, huh?
你疯了是吧 You have lost your ever-loving mind.
对啊 Uh-huh.
基本上我不涂树脂就跳不好 I normally don't dance good without my resin.
你们会忘记这里有一个牙仙 You will forget there was ever a tooth fairy here.
既然你被施法了 欧尼 And while you're at it, Ernie,
你会忘记我欠你二十块钱 you'll forget that I owe you 20 bucks.
现在让我看下我要去哪里 Now let's see what address I gotta go to.
哦 天啊 悉尼 瓦德 瓦纳街 Oh, boy. Sydney Wilder, Walnut Street.
准备出发取牙去 Let's go get some teeth.
乖狗狗 嘘! 乖 Nice dog. Shh! Nice.
退后 我是牙仙 Stay back, I'm the tooth fairy.
我命令你 I command you.
不要... 不要吃我! Do not... Do not eat me!
坏狗狗! Bad dog!
那到底是什么鬼东西? at the heck is that thing?
什么? What?
你只是只小猪 我才不怕猪 You're just a little pig. I ain't scared of no pig.
我来告诉你 我吃很多猪肉 I'll tell you what, I'd eat more pork.
它们都在我肚子里 都在我肚里 It just lays on me. It just lays on me.
拜托 嘿 小声点 能不能小声... Come on. Hey, look, keep it down. Would you keep it...
搞什么鬼 所有镇上的孩子中 For Pete's sake, out of all the kids in Ocala,
我分配到一个有看门猪的孩子 I gotta get one with a guard pig.
猛男 Crusher.
发生了什么 孩子? What's going on out here, boy?
放个木栓在那儿 比赛开始了 Put a cork in it. The game's on.
太好了 Awesome.
一点睡眠粉和一个猪饵 终极武器 A little sleeping dust and a moon pie. Ultimate weapon.
晚安 Good night.
我无法相信我看到了什么 I cannot believe what I am seeing.
这是最棒的学院橄榄球比赛 伙计们 This is college football at its finest, folks.
加油 加油 加油! Go, go, go!
加油 加油 双城队! Come on. Come on, Snappers!
- 安静点 你会把悉尼吵醒的 - 嘘! - Quiet. You'll wake Sydney. - Shh!
不会吧 我不敢相信我现在看到的回攻啊 Holy cow, I cannot believe the comeback that I am witnessing, folks.
- 你不会想... - 噢! 太好了! - You do not want to take... - Oh! Yes!
加油 加油 双城队! Come on. Come on, Snappers!
加油! Go!
加油 双城队? Go, Snappers?
快报警! 快打911! Call 911! Call 911!
等一下 我可以解释 Hold on, I can explain.
等一下 你不是那个保龄球男吗? Wait. Aren't you that bowling guy?
如果你是说美罗县的奇迹 老兄 If you mean the Metro County Miracle Man,
正是在下 guilty as charged.
你干嘛来我们家 What are you doing in our house
还穿成这样? dressed like that?
这是一个非常好的问题 That is a dadgum good question.
我不是个芭蕾舞者 我只能告诉你们这么多 I'm not a ballerina, I'll tell you that much.
等一下 你是唱百老汇音乐剧 对吧? Wait a minute. You're one of them singing telegram guys, aren't you?
对的 我就是 唱百老汇的 That's right. That's what I am. A singing telegram fella.
呃 但是没有我的树脂我不开口唱 Uh, but I don't sing good without my resin.
让我把树脂拿出来 Let me get my resin out.
噢 天哪 Oh, boy.
噢 上帝啊 你要... Oh, God. You gotta...
# 叮叮当 叮叮当 铃儿响叮当 # # Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way. #
# 为什么我们总在传球 # # How come we're always passing the ball... #
我们本该轻松的掌控比赛 When we could easily run the next play?
怎么会这样? 不理解... How come we do it? Don't under...
# 我亲眼见证了光辉时刻... # # Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming... #
请离开我们的房子 Please leave our house.
好主意 Good idea.
天啊 你在这里干嘛? Jeez, what're you doing in here?
粉红色? 你在干嘛? Pink? What're you doing?
我的保龄球! My bowling ball!
那样看起来更可爱 It looks prettier that way.
你有什么毛病? What is wrong with you?
你不是牙仙 你是个神经病 You're not a tooth fairy, you're a psycho.
不 不要碰我的鲈鱼! No, not my bass!
那是我手里不需要电池最大的鲈鱼了 Man, that's the biggest bass I've ever had that didn't need batteries.
哦! Oh!
那是我美罗奇迹保龄球奖杯 That's my Metro Miracle bowling trophy.
你做得太过分了 Now you've gone too far.
今天上午 悉尼 瓦德看了下枕头底下后发现 This morning, Sydney Wilder looked under her pillow and found
她的牙齿还在那儿 her tooth was still there.
如果那小女孩不再相信牙仙 And if that little girl stops believing,
我就拿走你最美好的记忆 I'm taking away your best memory.
或让情况更惨 Or even worse.
你听清楚了吗? Have I made myself clear?
呃 是的 长官 Uh, yes, ma'am.
感谢上帝终于结束了 Thank goodness that's over with.
哦 不是吧 Oh, come on.
讨厌的牙仙 Stinking tooth fairy.
这成什么了 Lady Gaga? What am I, Lady Gaga?
小号角响啦 孩子们! 谁要果汁? It's the snack horn, kids! Who wants a juice box?
这有苹果汁 你看起来像个苹果 Here's an apple. You look like an apple.
布鲁克 你要来个混合果汁吗? Brooke, you want a fruit punch?
不用 谢谢 赖瑞这都是你带来的吗? No, I'm good. Thanks, Larry. Did you bring all this?
你说对了是我带的 这是我施展的魔法 You're darn right I did. That's the magic I bring to the table.
我很感动 I'm impressed.
如果你需要来一杯 记得告诉我 Well, you need one, you let me know.
好 我会的 Yeah, I will.
- 你要来个玉米煎饼吗? - 等等吧 - You want a burrito? - Later.
好的 冰镇果汁 All right. Cold juice boxes.
混合果汁和苹果汁 Fruity punches and apples.
给你混合果汁 你要来瓶果汁吗? Here's a fruity punch. You want a juice box?
好的 谢谢 Yes, please.
给你 你要来盒果汁吗? There it is. You want a juice box?
我想要玉米煎饼 I want a burrito.
玉米煎饼是我自己要的 果汁怎么样? Well, I was kind of saving the burritos for me. How about a juice box?
我想要玉米煎饼 I want a burrito.
- 玉米煎饼! - 好吧 - Burrito! - All right.
冷静点 小辣椒 冷静下 Simmer down there, hot sauce. Chill out.
嘿 悉尼 你在画什么? 那是牙仙吗? Hey, Sydney, what you drawing? Is that the tooth fairy?
因为有人告诉我今晚牙仙可能会去拜访你 'Cause something tells me the tooth fairy might be giving you a visit tonight.
你不相信我 就问加布 加布会告诉你 You don't believe me, ask Gabe. Gabe will tell you.
对吧 加布 兄弟? Ain't that right, Gabe, buddy?
说吧 告诉她牙仙的事 Go ahead, tell her about the tooth fairy.
对不起 我再也不相信牙仙了 Sorry, I don't believe in fairy tales any more.
哦 拜托 加布 加布 加布 Oh, come on, Gabe. Gabe, Gabe.
牙仙 拜托 Tooth fairy, come on.
真的吗 兄弟 我们不是小孩子了 Seriously, dude, we're not babies.
- 对啊 - 好吧 - Yeah. - Well, all right.
我告诉你 你会发现我说的是真的 For your information, you'll see I'm telling the truth.
你等着瞧 你就等着然后你会知道... You wait and see. You just wait and you'll see...
我的玉米煎饼! 落地五秒的准则 My burritos! Five-second rule on the ground.
好吧 或许那个 那个煎饼不适用 All right, maybe that one. That one won't work.
你太喜欢月亮馅饼了 You like moon pies so much,
这里有一卡车的馅饼 here's a whole truckload of them.
耶! Yeah!
准备好看一些最大台的 Get ready for some of the biggest,
最邪恶的 最吵的怪物卡车竞赛 baddest, loudest monster truck action ever.
这很好 This is good.
不 集中注意力 要拿到牙齿 No, concentrate. Gotta get that tooth.
玉米馅饼 天啊 我不应该吃六个的 Burritos. Dadgummit, I should've never had six of them.
- 你刚有听到吗? - 是啊 - Did you just hear something? - Yeah, the...
去看看悉尼 去 Go check on Sydney. Go.
哦 Oh.
怎么了? 发生什么事? What was it? What's the matter?
我想悉尼不该再吃你做的烘肉卷了 I don't think Sydney should eat your meatloaf any more.
就是这个 Dadgum right.
女士们先生们 欢迎赖瑞 格思里先生上场! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage, Mr. Larry Guthrie!
他们认为他做不到 他没法成功 They said he couldn't do it. There's no way he's gonna do it.
但他成功了 他拿到了牙齿 But he did. He got the tooth.
他拿到了没人认为他能拿到的牙齿 He got the tooth nobody thought he could get,
而且就在这儿 and there it is.
它是个美丽的标本 它就是 It's a beautiful specimen, it is.
是你啊 嘿 看一下 我拿到了一颗牙齿 It's you. Hey, check it out. I got a tooth.
是的 你收集了一颗牙齿 Yes, you collected one tooth.
它花了你两天和所有的魔粉 It took you two days and all the magic I gave you.
- 是啊 但是... - 跟我来 - Yeah, but I... - Follow me.
把那颗牙齿放在枕头下面 Put the tooth under the pillow.
你至少该说个请字 You can at least say please.
太酷了 That's pretty cool.
再做九次然后你就自由了 Just do that nine more times and your sentence will be lifted.
还有九次... Nine more...
你确定还有九个孩子仍然相信牙仙? Are you sure there's even nine kids that still believe any more?
那是你的问题 不是我的 That's your problem, not mine.
这个故事叫悉尼和一只响声猪 This story is called Sydney and the Really Loud Piglet.
嘿 加布 你想听这个故事吗? Hey, Gabe, you wanna listen to some of the story?
不要 No.
好吧 All right.
猛男凶猛地咬着牙 So Crusher snapped and stammered ferociously.
哦 它是个凶残的小猪 Oh, he was a mean piglet.
牙仙并没有退让 The tooth fairy didn't budge.
不论如何 她都要去拿悉尼的牙齿 She was there to get Sydney's tooth, no matter what.
牙仙很优雅的越过栅栏 And the tooth fairy leaped over the fence very gracefully,
正好越过栏杆 她就像这样 她跳过去 right over the fence. She went like this. She jumped.
当她跳到空中 And when she jumped up in the air,
她用手将所有的睡眠魔粉撒了出去 she took her hand and she throwed out all the magic sleeping dust.
魔粉正中小猪的头顶 And it hit him in the head.
它很生气 He was mad.
它势不可挡的倒了下来 摔在地上 He was out like a ton of bricks. Hit the floor.
又是牙仙的故事? Tooth fairy story again?
真逊 Lame.
还用你说 Tell me about it.
你想知道发生了什么吗? Well, do you wanna know what happened?
是的 Yes.
问悉尼 Ask Sydney.
牙仙拿走了我的牙齿 The tooth fairy took my tooth.
当我醒来时 我在枕头底下发现了钱 And when I woke up, there was money under my pillow.
而且它闻起来像臭鸡蛋 And it smelled like rotten eggs.
好的 声明一下 牙仙说 Well, for the record, the tooth fairy said
那地方闻起来就像臭鸡蛋的味道 it smelled like rotten eggs when she got there.
谁希望牙仙去拜访他们家? Who wants the tooth fairy to come visit their house?
好的 太好了 Well, dadgum.
让我们的牙齿晃动起来吧 Let's get them teeth a-wiggling.
嘿 孩子们 我有个主意 跟着我 Hey, guys, I got an idea. Follow me.
你要去哪? Where you going?
嘿 不要 不要那么做 Hey, no, don't do that.
把那个放下 Put that down.
这样可不行 That's not right.
你们大家 不是吧? You guys, seriously?
说真的 你们真要这么干? Honestly, you're doing that?
快停下来 别再捣蛋啦 Come on, now. For Pete's sake,
快点放下来 好吗? would you put those down?
嗨 你们几个要不去踢踢球? Hey, why don't you guys set up for some soccer over here?
我去看看赖瑞先生 I'm gonna go check on Mr. Larry.
准备好了 Okay, ready.
哇 哇 女孩们 Whoa, whoa, ladies.
你们这是在干嘛? What are you kids doing?
想从牙仙那换点零花钱 Trying to make some cash money from the tooth fairy.
赖瑞先生 对吗? Right. Larry?
大自然漫步怎么样? How was the nature walk?
懒虫 你不是应该在外面收集牙齿吗? Shouldn't you be out there getting me a tooth, you slacker?
我正准备带一颗回来呢 You know, I'm gonna go get you a tooth,
但是电视上正播着钓鱼比赛 but there's a little thing on TV right now called a fishing tournament,
我实在不能不看 which I was enjoying immensely.
赖瑞你能不能就这么一次 Larry, for once in your life,
真正全身心投入去做一件事? can you stop being a 10-percenter and try to be a 110-percenter?
你在说什么? 我手里已经有张王牌 What're you talking about? I've already got the case card right here.
我知道今晚该做些什么 I know what I'm doing tonight.
嗨 能再给我些忘却粉吗? Hey, you know what? You think I can have some more amnesia powder?
我快用光了 I'm almost out of it.
好吧 Fine.
那是什么? What is that?
这是萤火虫果实 These are low of the firefly berries.
能让你像萤火虫那样发光 They make you light up like a firefly.
所以叫萤火虫果实 Hence the name.
我能要一些吗 Can I have some of those,
我今晚要去的地方特别黑 'cause where I'm going tonight, it gets really dark at night.
嗯 那里晚上是挺黑的 Yes, it does get dark at night.
你的第六感总是让我吃惊 Your powers of perception never cease to amaze me.
好吧 给你三颗萤火虫果 But very well, you may have three firefly berries
忘却粉也装满了 and a refill of amnesia powder.
- 好的 - 还有其他想要的吗? - All right. - Anything else that you want from me?
哦 是 我正准备跟你说 Well, yeah, there is. I been meaning to talk to you about it.
我得换身衣服 I need to get a new outfit.
别得寸进尺了 Don't push your luck.
这身很不舒服 It's not comfortable, though.
我越舒服就能拿到越多的牙齿 The more comfortable I am, the more teeth I get.
明白了 这身怎么样? I see. How about this?
我是谁 蛀牙队长吗? What am I, Captain Cavity?
我一出门就会被笑死 They'll laugh me right out of the house.
这个呢? Or this?
不会吧? Seriously?
这个好些吗? Is this better?
嗯 这个不错 Yeah, this is good.
我真想马上冲过去揍你 I'm gonna come over that table in about five seconds.
我觉得这就是你呀 I think it's you.
能不能让我穿得正常些? Can't you just give me something normal to wear?
如果我给你工作装 If I give you overalls,
你是不是就不来烦我并去取牙? will you stop bothering me and go get me some teeth?
告诉你 如果你给我工作装 Tell you what, you get me overalls,
我给你一整车牙齿 I'll bring you a whole wheelbarrow full of teeth.
但这是粉色的 But they're pink.
-拜 - 等等... - Bye. - Wait a sec...
你很确定他们喜欢粉色 对吧? Boy, you sure they love pink, don't you?
这里是哪里? What in the world?
450号 450.
这里也太黑了吧 Boy, it's awful dark in there.
嗯 Hmm.
管他呢 I don't know.
把它吞进去 Well, here goes nothing.
噎死我了 Phew! That's nasty.
哦 估计没什么用 Well, guess that was a dud.
搞什么? What in the world?
这是什么? 哦 天哪 What is that? Oh, man.
但愿别这不是永久的 Oh, boy, I hope that ain't permanent.
有趣 非常有趣 Funny, real funny.
估计是小牙仙的一些鬼把戏 Some of that fairy trickery, probably.
搞什么... What the...
什么呀... Why, I ought to...
到手了 There it is.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
拜拜 艾莉 See you later, Ellie.
- 拜拜 赖瑞- 再见 - Bye, Larry. - See you.
嗨 加布 那颗牙怎么样了? Hey, Gabe. How's that tooth treating you?
哇哦 Oh, wow.
记住 它一掉下来就把它放到枕头下 Now remember, when it falls out, you need to put that under your pillow.
为什么 有什么意义? Why, what's the point?
我以为你都忘了那些不好回忆 Oh, come on, I thought you'd be over that by now.
嗨 听着 你在画画上很有天分 Hey, look. You got a pretty good talent for art, son,
我就去拿了这些书 so I went up and I got you these books.
上面有各种各样的图画 还有各种画家介绍 There's all kinds of pictures and it tells you all about the artists in them.
如果你好好读 我保证 If you read them, I guarantee you,
你一定画得跟他们一样好 you'll be just as good as they are.
这是给我的吗? These are for me?
是啊 给你的 Yeah, they're for you.
你看完还到图书馆就行了 Just make sure you take them back to the library when you're done with them.
- 谢谢你 - 让我再看看那颗牙齿 - Thanks. - Let me see that tooth again.
噢 真恶心 Oh, man, that's gross.
你得把那颗牙拔出来 太恶心了 You need to get that tooth taken out. That's sick.
好啦 我要去喂兔子了 I'm gonna go feed the rabbits.
嗨 加布 Hey, Gabe.
- 爸爸 - 准备好要走了吗? - Dad. - Hi, pal. You ready to go?
你觉得怎样? What do you think?
嗯... Oh... Uh...
我不太懂画画 加布 Well, it's... You know I don't know anything about art, Gabe.
我们回家踢球 怎么样? Hey, let's go home and play some football, huh? What d'you say?
好吧 All right.
小兔子乖乖 小兔子乖乖 Hey there, little rabbit. Hey there, little bunny.
我刚锁好门 你东西带齐了吧? I just locked up. You have all your stuff?
是啊 都拿好了 Yes, I've got everything.
我是说 都拿齐了 你怎么样? I mean, yeah, I got everything. How you doing?
我很好啊 只是需要些帮忙 I'm okay. I just need some help coming up with ideas,
想想怎样才能让这变得更好 how to get this place in better financial shape.
噢 我们先别谈这个 Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't we talk about it later
你这是在约我吗? and we'll find out if it's a date or not?
当然不是 而且也去不成 我很忙 It's not. And I can't. I'm busy.
有什么比起边和我讨论募资 What could be more important than
边吃炸鸡更重要的呢? talking about fundraising with me and eating a bucket of chicken?
我们准新娘的派对 Our wedding shower.
- 是啊 嗨 - 嗨 甜心 - Yeah, hi. - Hi, sweetie.
赖瑞既然晚上没什么事 Say, Larry, since you're free tonight,
不如来参加我们的派对 好吗? why don't you come to our wedding shower?
博我非常想去你们的派对 You know, Bo, I'd like nothing more than to go to your shower,
但我正准备去鳄鱼岛呢 but we're gonna head down to Gatorland
打扮得像块牛排 然后偷偷进去 and sneak in dressed like a couple of steaks.
- 好吧 - 实际上 你妈妈似乎并不想 - Good. - Actually, your mother didn't
邀请我的朋友去派对 seem very interested in inviting any of my friends.
等等 你的朋友都不去吗? Wait a minute, none of your friends are gonna be there?
- 嗯 - 那好吧 - No. - All right then,
我想我晚上会去的 I think I'll come down there.
- 好的 - 太好了 - Yeah. - Wonderful, yeah.
- 行了 - 赖瑞穿的正式些 好吗? - Okay. - And, Larry, wear something nice, okay?
- 嗯 - 最好能有袖子 - Yeah. - With sleeves, if you can.
女士们 我必须和你们说 Ladies, I've got to tell you something.
你们看出苏 艾伦整形了吗? Have you seen Sue Ellen's facelift?
我觉得她应该向整形医生要求退款 I think she should ask her surgeon for a refund.
笑点在哪里? 无聊死了 Where's the entertainment? I'm bored.
- 娜娜 安静点 - 烦死了! - Nana, quiet. - Ah!
布鲁克 宝贝 我想介绍个人给你认识 Brooke, honey, there's someone I want you to meet.
好的 当然 Sure, sure.
这些人是谁啊? Who are all these people?
潜在的竞选赞助者 记住要微笑 Potential campaign donors. Big smiles.
好的 Okay.
你好 Hello.
- 你好 - 嗨 - How are you? - Hi.
容我向你们介绍我美丽的未婚妻 布鲁克 Hi, I would like to introduce you to my beautiful fiance, Brooke.
失陪一下 If you all will excuse me.
- 就一会儿 亲爱的? - 去吧 - Just one moment, dear? - Sure.
去吧 Yeah, sure.
哇哦 Wow.
- 嗨 他来了 - 嘿 怎么样? - Hey, there he is. - Hey, what's up?
衬衫加领带 真不错吗 Hey, a shirt with sleeves, and a tie. Impressive.
看看这个 特别定做的 Hey, yeah, look at that. That's special order, too.
你把全部行头都穿出来了 对吧? You went all-out, didn't you?
是啊 送给你的 我亲自包的 Yeah, here I got that. Wrapped it myself.
谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
这派对看起来很棒 Tell you what, this is a pretty nice little shower right here.
是啊 比鸡翅膀要好一点 Yeah, a bit nicer than the chicken wings
还有你爱的威士忌 and Mountain Dew you're used to, huh, Larry?
威士忌怎么了? 我爱威士忌 What's wrong with Mountain Dew? I like Mountain Dew.
看 这就是我邀你今晚来的原因 See, that's why I wanted you to come tonight.
我要让你知道布鲁克已经摆脱了旧生活 I wanted you to see that Brooke has graduated from her old life.
她现在拥有更棒的生活 You know, she's moved on to the finer things in life.
嗨 Hey.
你还没结婚呢 Well, you ain't married yet.
我很快就回来 I'll be right back.
借过一下 Excuse me.
- 嗨 - 嗨 赖瑞去哪了? - Hey. - Hey, where'd Larry go?
我也不知道 可能去厨房了吧 I don't know. He probably went to the kitchen.
尼克斯 我知道我一直是个不称职的牙仙 Nyx, I know I haven't been a very good tooth fairy,
我保证如果你现在把我变回去 but I promise if you'll get me out of this situation right now,
我会成为你见过的最好的牙仙 I will be the best tooth fairy you've ever seen.
不会吧 尼克斯? 现在吗? Seriously, Nyx? Now?
噢 天哪 时机不对 Oh, man, this is not a good time.
我才不要穿成这个鸟样 There's no way that I am wearing this outfit...
啊! Whoa!
这下完了 Oops.
这可不妙 This ain't good.
大家玩的还愉快吗? How's everybody doing tonight?
等等 Hey, wait.
我以为你是来支持我而不是让我出洋相 I thought you were here to support me, not make a joke of my bridal shower.
我不是来出洋相的...我是来支持你的 I'm not making a... Look, I am here to support you.
你穿着长筒袜过来 赖瑞! You are here in support hose, Larry!
是没错! I am. Oh!
你一定不会相信我 You ain't gonna believe me, but...
我是... I'm a...
舞者! Dancer!
大家听着 Listen up, everybody.
是我请这位先生来为我们跳舞 I hired this gentleman to dance for us.
毕竟 这是准新娘的派对 对吧 After all, this is a bachelorette party, isn't it?
大家一起来 Now everybody come on,
让派对热起来 let's kick this party into gear.
我想我应该离开了 I think I probably ought to get going.
- 我不认为... - 来吧 跳 - I don't think... - Come on, dance.
过去 为我们跳舞! Go on, dance for us!
# 丛林冲浪 丛林冲浪 # # Jungle boogie Jungle boogie. #
噢 天哪... Oh. my...
# 丛林冲浪 丛林冲浪 # # Jungle boogie Jungle boogie. #
# 丛林冲浪 丛林冲浪摆 # # Jungle boogie Jungle boogie. #
# 丛林冲浪 丛林冲浪 # # Jungle boogie Jungle boogie.#
把衣服脱了! Take it off!
一起来 布鲁克 Come on, Brooke.
- 噢 不 - 我知道你想跳 - Oh, no. - You know you want to.
不 不 不 不 赖瑞... No. No, no, no, Larry...
来吧 向粉色屈服吧 Come on, surrender to the pink.
不 赖瑞不! No. Larry, no!
# 丛林冲浪 丛林冲浪 # # Jungle boogie Jungle boogie. #
# 丛林冲浪 丛林冲浪 # # Jungle boogie Jungle boogie.#
# 丛林冲浪 丛林冲浪 # # Jungle boogie Jungle boogie. #
# 趴下 趴下 # # Get down Get down.#
# 趴下 趴下 # # Get down Get down. #
# 趴下 趴下 # # Get down Get down #
表演到此结束 各位 Show's over, everyone.
小丑该回马戏团了 It's time for this clown to go back to the circus.
晚安! Good night!
拜拜 赖瑞谢谢你 Bye, Larry. Thanks for coming.
艾莉 海瑞斯 442号 Ellie Harris, 442.
楼上? 噢 天哪 Upstairs? Oh, man.
我是什么 石头吗? 上不去啊 What am I, The Rock? Can't get up there.
好吧 这就是为什么我有翅膀 All right, well, that's why I got wings.
让我看看这翅膀是不是真有用 Let's see what these babies can do.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
如果不能飞 那要翅膀有什么用? What the heck good are wings if we can't fly with them?
好吧 Well...
我想这只能靠我的运动天赋了 I just guess I'll use my God-given athletic ability.
喂? Hello?
奶奶 什么 玩打野猪? Hey, yeah. Hey, Grandma. Hog hunting?
我也想玩 不过我现在有点忙 I'd love to do it, but I'm a little busy right now.
赖瑞? Larry?
你就是牙仙? You're the tooth fairy?
我待会打给你 I'm gonna have to call you back.
是啊 我就是牙仙... Yeah, I'm the tooth...
谁也想不到我是... Who would ever've thought that I'd be...
忘却粉 Amnesia powder.
这是糖粉 This is powdered sugar.
哦 天啊 搞错了 Oh, for Pete's sake. What...
噢! Oh!
不是这袋 It's the wrong bag.
我肯定有带 到底放哪去啦? I know it's in here somewhere. What in the world did I do with it?
哦 Oh.
在这儿 There it is.
赖瑞我能问你个问题吗? Larry, can I ask you a question?
当然 宝贝 什么问题? Sure, darling. What is it?
你能让我妹妹消失吗? Will you make my sister go away?
我让你妹妹... Will I make your sister...
你在说什么? What're you talking about?
我的小妹妹 My baby sister.
爸爸和妈妈只知道关心她 Mom and Dad spend all their attention on her.
他们不再在乎我了 They don't care about me any more.
你能用魔法让她消失吗? Will you use magic to make her go away?
嗨 我不想再听你这么说 Hey, I don't wanna hear you talk like that.
你的爸爸妈妈还是很关心你的 Your mom and dad still care about you.
因为你妹妹现在还小 你以后就会明白的 It's just that your little sister's little. You just wait and see.
你和妹妹会成为最好的朋友 You and her, you're gonna be best friends.
这很有趣 但现在 她还不会说话 It's gonna be fun. But right now, she can't even talk.
你知道那意味着什么吗? You know what that means?
你可以把错误全赖到她身上 相信我 You can blame a lot of stuff on her. Trust me.
我是牙仙啊 I'm the tooth fairy.
好吧 谢谢你 赖瑞 Okay, thanks, Larry.
真聪明 嗨 记住 You got it, sport. Oh, hey, remember,
你从来没见过牙仙 you never saw the tooth fairy.
全弄好了 启动 欧尼 We're all set. Fire it up, Ernie.
- 嗨! - 就是这样 - Hey! - That's it.
嗨 布鲁克 来看看 这手会动 Hey, Brooke, check it out. Look at the hand, moves and everything.
都是我今们天做的 We done all that today.
看起来很棒 It looks amazing.
- 你不喜欢吗? - 喜欢 - Don't you like it? - Yeah.
怎么啦? What's wrong?
这些账单 赖瑞 Bills, Larry.
我很艰难才能让这里经营下去 I can barely keep this place afloat
孩子需要很多新设施 and the kids need so many new materials.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know how I'm gonna do it.
你把我刚做的东西放上拍卖网站 Well, all you gotta do is slap that thing on eBay I just made,
去赚个五万块 and make about $50,000.
但愿如此 I wish.
米勒老师! 米勒老师! 看看我画的 Ms. Miller! Ms. Miller! Look what I made.
加布 你画得太好了 Gabe, that's amazing.
你画的吗? You drew that?
看看这画 Get out of here. Look at that.
这应该被挂在美术博物馆里 Boy, that ought to be in a dadgum art museum.
你是个画画天才 You're a regular artiste.
等一下 Wait a second.
我想到办法拯救这个地方 Think I just figured out a way to help this place out.
我喜欢那张 I like that one.
我也是 我想我会买 Me, too. I think I'm gonna buy it.
不错呀 Hey, that's nice.
带钱了吗? Got any money?
这太棒了 That's awesome.
加布 Gabe.
怎么样 小家伙? 见到你真开心 How you doing, buddy? Good to see you.
你一定是加布的父亲 You must be Gabe's dad.
我的名字是弗兰克 麦基 Frank McGee.
弗兰克 我叫赖瑞 Frank, I'm Larry.
- 很高心见到你 - 我也是 - Nice to meet you. - You, too.
你把我的画挂起来了吗? Did you put my painting up?
把你的画挂起来? Did I put your painting up?
看看我做了什么 Check out what I done.
看看这个 Look at this.
小家伙 你可是这的卖点 Dude, you're the hit of the whole thing.
看看这些画 全卖出去了 Look at all these, they all sold.
全在十分钟内被买走了 Every one of them gone in less than 10 minutes.
真的吗? Really?
是啊 猜猜我买了哪张 Yeah, they sold. And guess which one I bought.
那一张 That one.
猜对啦 等下次见到她 我就把它送给她 That's right, and I'm gonna give it to her when I see her, too.
嘿 你要不要去找你的同伴一起玩? Hey, I'll tell you what. Why don't you go find some of your buddies?
去吧 去吧 Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.
- 他真有一手 - 是啊 - He's something else. - Yes.
我非常感谢你为我儿子做的一切 I really appreciate what you're doing for my son.
噢 他是个很棒的孩子 Oh, he's a great kid.
你是怎么做到的? How do you do it?
我是说 你是怎么和他聊开 I mean, how do you talk to him about things
绘画和艺术的? like painting and art?
你是怎么让他跟你说话的? How do you get him to talk to you?
老天 其实我对艺术一窍不通 Shoot, I don't know nothing about art.
我只不过是给了他点鼓励 让他知道我很在乎 I just kind of encourage him a little bit, show him that I care.
当你开始担心自己是不是好父亲 You know what it means
你知道意味着什么? when you're worried about being a good father?
不知道 No.
这意味着你已经是一个好父亲了 It means you're a good father.
谢谢 我最好去找加布 Thank you. I better catch up with Gabe.
快去吧 You got it.
很高兴见到你 Nice meeting you.
嗨 我也是 很高兴见到你 Hey, you, too. Good to see you.
- 赖瑞看看这个 - 嗨 布鲁克 - Larry, look at this. - Hey, Brooke.
- 不会吧 - 太不可思议了 - Get out of here. - Unbelievable.
现在我们不但能付清账单 Not only are we gonna be able to pay our bills,
甚至还能购置全新的设施了 but we're actually gonna be able to buy all-new supplies.
噢 天啊 这简直是太棒了 Oh, man, that is awesome.
真没想到... I don't know...
我说什么来着? 谁是最强的男人! Who's the man? What'd I tell you?
赖瑞你是最强的 You're the man. Larry,
我不得不承认 我曾经怀疑过你 I gotta admit, I had my doubts about you.
- 可你真... - 嗨 亲爱的 - But you really... - Hey, honey.
- 嗨 你好 - 对不起 我来晚了 - Hey, hi. - I'm sorry I'm late,
但支持我竞选的巨头们 他们就是喜欢聊天 but you know those big campaign donors, they like to talk.
好吧 告诉我 你需要我买多少张画? Yeah, so, tell me, how many of these paintings you need me to buy?
一张都不用 None.
- 一张都不用? － 所有的画都卖完了 - None? - We sold every single one.
- 真的吗? - 当然啦 - Really? - Mmm-hmm.
- 太棒了 - 是啊 - That's super. - I know.
好吧 我帮你拿这个 Yeah, let me hold that for you.
- 谢谢 - 那你买了哪一幅呢? - Thank you. - So which one did you buy?
这个... Well...
哇 那简直... Wow, that is...
太差劲了 ls awful.
不 No.
我是说 就算是孩子也不会画得这么糟 I mean, even for a kid, that's bad.
这画的是什么? What's it supposed to be?
什么叫做画的是什么啊? What you mean what's that supposed to be?
你是瞎的吗? What are you, blind?
这是牙仙大战小猪崽啊 That's a tooth fairy battling aloud piglet.
我是说 它并没有那么糟 真的 I mean, it ain't that bad, really.
这是抽象艺术 It's abstract.
对 她说的对 Yeah, what she said.
抽象派艺术 Abstract.
哦 抽象派艺术 是吗? Yeah. Abstract, huh?
- 嘿 亲爱的 - 可以走了吗? - HEY. honey. - Ready to go?
是的 我们走吧 我想死你了 Yeah, let's go. I missed you.
布尔加德 你根本不懂得欣赏艺术 Beauregard, you got no regard for good art.
- 早上好! - 嗨 - Morning! - Hey.
哇 你来的可真早啊 Well, you're here bright and early.
我们还有一个小时才开园啊 We don't open for another hour.
呃 我昨晚睡不着 Well, I couldn't sleep last night.
我一心想着这个小屋还没有完工 I got to thinking about this little building here and it needs work done.
所以我就来盖好它 So, I come up to get it fixed.
看我把它盖得多牢固 看多牢靠 Look how sturdy I got it now. Look at that.
是啊 这真是出自于一个为了 Yeah, this from the guy who once faked a coma
逃避我外甥的钢琴独奏会 to get out of
而假装昏倒的人之手吗? my nephew's piano recital?
呃 那是以前的赖瑞现在是 Well, that was the old Larry.
全新 升级版 成熟型的赖瑞 This is the new, improved, mature Larry.
如果没猜错的话 我想这个全新成熟的赖瑞 If I didn't know better, I'd think this new, mature Larry
是在试图打动我 was trying to impress me.
那全新 成熟的赖瑞干的如何? How's the new, mature Larry doing?
抱歉 全新成熟的赖瑞 Excuse me, new, mature Larry
我未婚夫给我发了条短信 I have a text from my fiance.
砰 Boom.
没事吧? Everything all right?
恩 没事 Yeah, it's fine.
博的竞选会议改到今天下午开了 Bo's campaign meeting just got rescheduled for this afternoon
我们本来打算去试吃结婚蛋糕的... and we were supposed to go taste wedding cakes then and that's...
等等 你刚才提到蛋糕? Hold it. Did you just say cake?
它并不是传统的婚礼蛋糕 不过... Well, it's not a traditional wedding cake, but...
快看哪 巧克力 Look at this. Chocolate.
还淋上了橙子奶油 Orange butter cream frosting.
味道中和的刚好 我喜欢 Kind of balances out. I like it.
保龄球传奇人物外加蛋糕专家 A bowling legend and a cake expert.
他是个很好的伴侣啊 He's quite a catch.
不 我们其实没有订婚 他只是... No, we're not actually engaged. He's just...
不 她说的对 No, she's right.
我是个绝佳的伴侣 I am a tremendous catch.
布鲁克 你得试试这个 Brooke, you gotta try this.
噢 天哪 太美妙了 Oh, my gosh, it's incredible.
你总是很喜欢橙子奶油 You always did like orange butter cream.
真不敢相信你还记得 我确实喜欢 I can't believe you remembered that. I like that.
我能记住一切跟食物有关的事 I remember anything that's food-related.
千真万确 True.
对不起 我来晚了 Sorry, I'm late.
- 你怎么在这里? - 嗨 - What are you doing here? - Hey.
赖瑞是来帮我试吃婚礼蛋糕的 Larry is helping me taste wedding cakes
我们俩都喜欢这个味道的 试试 and we both love this one. Here.
- 巧克力婚礼蛋糕? - 是啊 - A chocolate wedding cake? - Yeah.
为何不选择更传统的蛋糕? You know, how about something more traditional?
比如说这个 Like this one right here.
- 尝尝 - 呃... - Look. - Well...
这个太棒了 棒极了 This is divine. This is wonderful.
布鲁克不能吃那个 她对草莓过敏 Brooke ain't gonna eat that. She's allergic to strawberries.
是的 当然 Yes, of course.
宝贝 我们能晚点再试蛋糕吗? Darling, can we do this later?
第六频道想为我做个专访 Channel 6 wants to do a segment on me
你漂亮的脸蛋会为我大大加分的 and I could really use your beautiful face.
哦 好吧 只是 Oh, well, it's just,
我本打算去为孩子购买新的设施 I was planning on buying new supplies.
嘿 交给我吧 Hey, I can do it.
让我去买吧 Let me do it.
不 不 不 赖瑞你已经做得够多了 No, no, no, Larry, you have been great.
你知道吗 你比我想象中的还要帮得上忙 More helpful than I could have ever imagined, you know?
只不过这是给孩子们构建一个 It's just that this is our chance
真正的娱乐区的机会 to give these kids a real rec center.
我明白 不过 布鲁克 你这么忙 Yeah, but, Brooke, you're busy,
我真的不介意帮你做这些 and I don't mind doing it.
这是所有义卖筹募的钱 This is all the money from our fundraiser.
放心吧 我能行 I can do it.
好吧 All right.
好的 这是清单 Okay, the list is in there.
我是全新成熟的赖瑞一切包在我身上 I am the new, mature Larry. It will get done.
- 回头见 - 好的 再见 - See you. - All right. Bye-bye.
嘿 在我离开之前 我想亲自下去那边 Hey, before I go, though, I think I'm gonna go down there
教教那些自大的家伙该怎么玩槌球 and show them uppity folks how to play some croquet.
- 玩的开心啊! - 请自便 - Have fun! - Knock yourself out.
女士们 这真的很简单 It's real easy, ladies,
重点在于姿势 让开! it's all in the form. Fore!
再见! See you!
全都搞定啦 Get 'er done.
典型临时牙仙会犯的错 Classic temp mistake.
你一定要这么做吗? Do you always have to do that?
格思里先生 你又忘记自己的使命了 You're taking your eye off the ball, Mr. Guthrie.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
噢 布鲁克 我实在太爱你了 Oh Brooke, I love you ever so much.
和我远走高飞吧 我们一定会永远幸福 Run away with me. We'll be ever so happy.
- 我才不会那样说话 - 说对了 - I don't talk like that. - You're right.
你没那么有魅力 You're way less charming.
你只会这样说 好的 宝贝 别担心 宝贝 You are more like, Yeah, babe, don't worry, babe.
我可以搞定那些器材的 宝贝 I can totally handle getting those supplies, babe.
一切包在我身上 I can get 'er done.
哦 是吗? 那你的口气就像这样 Oh, yeah? Well, this is what you sound like.
我叫尼克斯 My name's Nyx,
我觉得我是最可爱的小仙女... and I think I'm the cutest little fairy...?
哇啊! 快走啊! Whoa! Run along!
不过就是缠太紧 没什么大不了的 Just a wedgie. Ain't no big deal.
够了 尼克斯 真好玩 Yeah, that's real funny, Nyx.
是的 很好玩 Yeah, it is.
格思里先生 你给我专心点 Stay focused, Mr. Guthrie,
你如果再不多收集牙齿的话 because if you don't get me some more teeth,
可别怪我把你最美好的记忆给拿走 I'll have no choice but to take away your greatest memory.
慢慢来 我记住了 Take it easy, I remember.
他在做什么? 像个小丑一样手舞足蹈? What is he up to? He's dancing around like a clown.
两分钟内你要去执行一个任务 Because you have a case in two minutes.
友情提醒你一下 Just giving you a heads-up,
免得你又让自己出糗了 lest you embarrass yourself any further.
专心 专心 Focus, focus.
这家伙简直是疯了 This guy's completely nuts.
好吧 赖瑞现在该让布鲁克知道 Okay, Larry, it's time to remind Brooke
你一直都是个窝囊废 that you're always gonna be a loser.
出发吧 Here we go.
赖瑞你让事情进展的太顺利 Larry, you're making this way too easy on me.
噢 太棒了 Oh, yeah.
如果这样还不给我颁发年度最优牙仙的话 If I don't win Tooth Fairy of the Year for this,
你知道我会... you'll know I got...
被抢劫! Robbed!
嘿 大家看 他来了! 快来 快来 快来! Hey, guys, here he is! Come here, come here, come here!
- 他来了! 大家快来呀! - 快过来! - There he is! Come here, guys! - Come on in!
- 快来 他在这儿! - 快过来 - Come here, he's here! - Come on in.
赖瑞! 赖瑞! 赖瑞! Larry! Larry! Larry!
好啦 孩子们 All right, guys.
你给我们买游戏机了吗? Did you get us a Wii?
- 有新望远镜吗? - 更多美术用具? - A new telescope? - More art supplies?
买狗狗了吗? A new puppy?
玩具在哪呢? Where are the supplies?
没事吧? Everything okay?
我把那些玩具弄丢了 I lost the supplies.
- 什么? - 我把那些玩具弄丢了 - You what? - I lost the supplies.
我也不知道 太诡异了 我把它们放车上的 I don't know, it's bizarre. They was in my car.
我去商店快速买了些东西 I went in to get something real quick in the store,
等我出来时 玩具就不见了 and I come out, they're gone.
肯定是被人偷了! Somebody done stole them!
你们都很期待赖瑞买的新玩具吧? You're really excited about your toys that Larry brought?
对! Yeah!
等不及要看到它们了 是吧? Can't wait to see them, can you?
- 是啊! - 我懂 我也是 - No! - I know, neither can I.
简直难以置信 Just unbelievable.
这是为孩子们搭建一个真正的娱乐区的机会 This was our chance to give these kids a real rec center
可是你停个车就把一切搞砸了? and you blow it on one of your pit stops?
赖瑞这次是什么理由? What was it this time, Larry?
我知道这事很重要 It was important.
赖瑞你知道吗 自从你重新回到了我的生活 You know, Larry, since you have come back into my life,
我就不得不一次又一次地帮你收拾残局 I have had to clean up one major mess of yours after another.
好了 布鲁克 听我说 All right, Brooke, listen.
我要把一切都告诉你 好吗? I'm gonna tell you, okay?
你肯定不会相信 但我还是要告诉你 You're not gonna believe me, but I'm gonna tell you.
我会老实交代 好吗? I'm just gonna be honest. All right?
我其实是牙仙 I'm a tooth fairy.
我是说 不是牙仙本人 而是牙仙之一 I mean, not the Tooth Fairy. I'm a tooth fairy.
真奇怪 他们现在也开始分区域工作了 It's really weird. They got it regionalized now.
谁猜到他们会分区域工作呢? Who'd have thought they'd have regionalized that?
就因为这样我把玩具弄丢 But that's howl lost the stuff.
我进屋取孩子的牙齿 I go in to get this tooth from this kid...
笑话 你在开玩笑 A joke. You're gonna make a joke
- 都这种时候 - 我不是在开... - at a time like this. - I ain't making a...
你真的无法认真看待一件事 对吧? You really can't take anything seriously, can you?
我不是在开玩笑 我进屋取牙 I ain't making a joke. I go in to get this tooth...
天哪 真不敢相信我居然认为你变了 God, I can't believe I actually thought you had changed.
很显然你永远都不会长大 It is so clear you are never gonna grow up.
布鲁克 我没有开玩笑... 噢 天哪 Brooke, I ain't kidding... Oh, boy.
孩子们开始着急了 The kids are starting to worry.
赖瑞玩具出什么问题了吗? Did something happen to the supplies, Larry?
哦 赖瑞帮帮忙 Oh, Larry, come on, man.
我们要怎么跟孩子们交代? What are we gonna tell the kids?
何不直接告诉他们... Well, why don't we just tell them that...
什么也别说 Nothing.
我不能让孩子们因为某人的愚蠢而受罪 I can't let these kids suffer because of someone else's idiocy.
我准备自费为孩子购买全新的玩具 You know, I'm gonna personally cover the expenses to all new supplies.
事实上 我现在就去买 In fact, I'm gonna go buy them right now.
让我做点什么吧 让我补偿我所犯的错误 Let me do something. Let me make up for what I done.
你做得还不够啊? Haven't you done enough?
我知道你反应慢半拍 So, I know you're a little slow on the uptake,
可是当你长出翅膀 穿上粉色工作服时 but when you sprout wings and a pair of pink coveralls,
意味着你是一个牙仙 that means you're a tooth fairy.
你今晚需要去取几颗牙 You do have some teeth to collect tonight.
我不干了 I quit.
成熟点 你只是运气不太好罢了 Grow up. So you've had a couple of bad breaks.
运气不好 开玩笑吧? Bad breaks, seriously?
让我来告诉你什么叫运气不好 Let me tell you something about bad breaks.
要不是为了给你收集这些牙齿 If it wasn't for me having to collect all them teeth for you,
这种破事也不会发生在我身上 none of this would've happened to me.
现在好了 布鲁克生我的气 她恨透我了 Now, Brooke's mad at me. She hates my guts.
她就要嫁给布尔加德 比林斯了 She's gonna marry Beauregard Billings.
你知道我从中得到什么吗 I mean, guess what I get out of it.
用尽余生来试图忘掉她 The rest of my life to try to forget about her.
多谢了 你毁了我的人生 Thanks a lot. You ruined my life.
我毁了你的人生? I ruined your life?
花点时间好好想想我们相遇前 Take a second and remember
你的人生是怎么个惨状 what your life was before we met.
因为据我所知 Because the way I remember it,
你不过是一个又大又肥走路屁颠颠的蠢驴 you were a big fat washout going nowhere fast.
哦 是吗 看到了没? 我还是老样子 Well, there, see? Something hasn't changed.
听着 两天以前 我会支持你退出 Look, two days ago, I would've encouraged you to quit.
可我错了 But I was wrong.
你其实并没有这么糟糕 You're actually not horrible at this.
所以在这周日前收集六颗牙齿 So just collect six more teeth by Sunday
你就能挽救你最美好的回忆了 and you save your greatest memory.
你知道吗? You know what?
拿走吧 我才不在乎 Take it. I could careless.
快来拿走吧 Go ahead and just take it.
不就是美罗县的奇迹吗 谁在乎啊? Metro County Miracle. Who cares?
我才刚开始要信任你 To think I actually started to believe in you.
格思里先生 祝你余生愉快 Have a nice life, Mr. Guthrie.
等等 Wait.
真不敢相信 赖瑞又一大早来汽车修理厂? I don't believe it. Larry opened the garage early again?
这太疯狂了 That's crazy.
你昨晚又熬夜了? Did you stay up again all night?
老兄 我欣赏你全新的工作精神 Man, I appreciate your new work ethic,
但这有太过了 but this is too much.
是啊 哥们 你有点过头了 Yeah, man, you're going overboard.
我认为这是我现在需要的 Well, I feel like this is what I need to do now.
说句实话 我觉得她嫁错人了 For what it's worth, I think she's marrying the wrong guy.
谢谢 Thanks.
你好 我是汤姆 埃姆 我找赖瑞 格思里 Hey, this is Tom Abrams calling for Larry Guthrie.
我这里是佛罗里达保龄球队 I'm on the Central Florida Bowling Team,
我的队友试图想重现你的当初疯狂一击 and me and some of the guys were trying to recreate your crazy roll.
我们希望你能过来示范下你是怎么做到的 And we were hoping maybe you could come on by and show us how you did it.
请回电给我 555-8621 再次感谢 Give me a call, 555-8621. Thanks again.
赖瑞你觉得怎样? What do you say, Larry?
想不想给那些年轻人露上一两手? Wanna show these young'uns a thing or two?
露什么? About what?
你可是美罗县的奇迹 老兄 About the Metro County Miracle, man.
得了 快去教那些孩子们几手 Come on, go and drop some knowledge on those kids.
露几手 你希望他们长见识 Knowledge. You want them to have knowledge,
告诉他们去买点奶酪玉米片 tell them to go buy some nacho cheese.
因为我就是踩在那上面才打出那一击的 'Cause that's what I tripped on when I made that shot.
我是说 不过运气罢了 算什么美罗县奇迹 I mean, pure luck. Metro County Miracle.
等等 Wait a minute.
我还记得这个 看来那不是我最美好的回忆 I still remember that. That's not my best memory.
嘿 等等 我得去做点什么 Hey, hold on, I gotta do something.
你要去哪? Where you going?
最近怎么样? 过得还好吧? How's it going? What's going on?
嗨 赖瑞 Hey, Larry.
嘿 能和你谈谈吗? Hey, can we have a word?
我喜欢你 不过我现在有急事 下次再说吧 I love you, but I'm in a hurry. We'll do it next time.
拜托了 这真的很重要 Please, it's really important.
呃... Uh...
你们想说什么呢? So what's on y'all's minds?
我的牙齿掉了 I lost that tooth.
噢 Oh.
我还记得你之前说的 And I remember what you said before.
但你随后又说了许多故事 But then you told all those stories.
现在 我不知道该相信什么 Now, I don't know what to believe.
所以 请你告诉我真相 So, please, just tell me the truth.
如果我把牙齿放在枕头下面 If I put my tooth under my pillow,
牙仙到底会不会来? will the tooth fairy come, or not?
你在这儿干嘛? What are you doing here?
我在这里干嘛? 你忘了吗 我是一个牙仙啊 What am I doing here? I was a tooth fairy, remember?
你想要什么? What do you want?
我还想当牙仙 I want my job back.
那有什么意义? What's the point?
你只剩两天时间来收集6颗牙齿 You only have two days to collect six teeth.
我是说 就算你今晚收集到一颗 I mean, even if you collect one tonight,
明天也不会有五颗牙等着你 there aren't five cases scheduled for tomorrow.
你不可能完成任务的 没望了 You can't possibly meet your quota. It's hopeless.
尼克斯 听着 如果眼下有机会 Nyx, listen. But if there's a chance
能让加布重新相信牙仙存在 to have Gabe believe in the tooth fairy again,
我愿意试试 I'm gonna take that chance.
这跟我最美好的回忆无关 And it has nothing to do with my greatest memory.
求你了 尼克斯 这是一个正确的决定 Come on, Nyx, it's the right thing to do.
拜托了? Please?
- 好吧 - 谢谢 - Very well. - Thank you.
真不敢相信我竟然要求做回牙仙 I can't believe I actually asked to be back in these.
嘿 你知道吗? Hey, you know what?
现在我知道成为美罗县的奇迹 Now that I know the Metro County Miracle's
并非我最美好的回忆 not my greatest memory,
你觉得你能稍微地 you think maybe you could kind of
透露一下到底是什么吗? tell me what it was?
这么说吧 你帮我拿到加布的牙齿 Tell you what, you get me Gabe's tooth
答案就会出现在你口袋里 and your best memory will appear on the back of the case card
任务卡的背面上 in your pouch.
我会快速地进出屋里 I'll be in and out of there so fast,
快到他们无法察觉我来过 they won't even know I was there.
就像上大学一样 Kind of like college.
好吧 加布 我来取你的小牙牙了 Okay, Gabe, let's go get your tooth.
我就知道! 我就知道! I knew it! I knew it!
我以为我们是朋友 I thought we were friends.
- 加布! - 他是牙仙 - Gabe! - He's the tooth fairy.
发生什么事? What's going on here?
哇哦 Wow.
真不敢相信这是真的 I can't believe these are real.
你们到底摸够了没? Are you all done poking at me now?
天哪 你们就像从没见过牙仙似的 For Pete's sake, you act like you ain't never seen a tooth fairy before.
- 他们让你收集牙齿? – 嗯 是啊 - They're making you collect teeth? - Yeah, they are.
我的惩罚明晚午夜就结束了 但我还缺五颗 And my sentence ends tomorrow at midnight, and I'm five teeth short.
如果你没有收集到足够的牙会怎样? Well, what happens if you don't get all the teeth?
那我将失去我最美的回忆 永远 Then I lose my best memory. Forever.
你最美好的记忆? 是什么? Your best memory? What is it?
我不知道 I don't know.
你知道吗? 我们查出来 You know what? Let's find out.
可能是件蠢事 It's probably something silly
例如我第一次吃腊肠之类的 about the first time I ate a Slim Jim or something.
或者是熏肉 我喜欢熏肉 Or bacon. I love bacon.
我保证是和熏肉有关的事情 I guarantee it has something to do with bacon.
哦 天啊 我一定要取回这个记忆 Oh, man, I gotta get this one back.
只要再收集五颗乳牙 Just collect five more teeth.
我做不到 明天没那么多牙齿 I can't. There's no more cases tomorrow.
- 可以的 – 什么意思? - There could be. - What do you mean?
你让我再次相信牙仙存在 You got me to believe in the tooth fairy again.
所以只要再这么做上五次 So, just do that five more times.
好主意 Good idea.
来看看 Check it out.
# 当你在身边时人生变的美好 # # Life is good when you're around #
# 没什么可以打倒我 # # Nothing can bring me down #
# 我不相信我眼前所见 # # I can't believe what I have found #
我们准备好了 We're ready.
哦 天啊! 谢谢你们 这所有一切 Oh, man! Thanks, guys, for everything.
祝你好运 赖瑞 Good luck, Larry.
我也不想这样 但这是牙仙的规定 I hate to do this, but it's tooth fairy rules.
记住 你没从没见过牙仙 Remember, you never saw the tooth fairy.
是牙仙的邀请函 Invitation from the tooth fairy.
你已经不再相信我的存在 you have stopped believing in me.
特此我再给你最后的机会弥补你的错误 "I hereby give you one last chance to make up for your mistake.
今晚并只在今晚... tonight and only tonight...
我将去收集你枕头底下的牙齿 "I will collect any tooth you put under your pillow. "
嘿 你有收到邀请函吗? Hey, did you get one of these invitations?
幸好 我妈妈帮我保存以前的乳牙 Luckily, my mom saved this old baby tooth.
我要试试看 I'm gonna go for it.
- 我也是 – 我也是 - Me, too. - Me, too.
我剩最后一颗乳牙了 所有... I got one last baby tooth, so...
试试又何妨? What do I gotta lose?
哦! Ow!
虽然我不知道你怎么做到的 Now, I don't know how you did it,
不管怎样你说服了五个孩子再次相信牙仙 but somehow you convinced five kids to believe in the tooth fairy again.
没有临时牙仙或牙仙能在一晚收集到五颗乳牙 Now, no temp or tooth fairy has ever collected five teeth in one night.
那我可能成为第一人 Well, I might be the first one.
当我还是见习牙仙时这是我的秘密武器 This was my secret weapon back when I was a tooth fairy.
"蜂鸟之速" Speed of the hummingbird.
严格说来我们不该把它给临时牙仙 We're not technically supposed to give it to temps
因为它非常稀有 because it's so rare,
但如果被发现盒子打开着 一定是个耻辱 but it sure would be a shame if someone left this box open.
为什么呢 如果你放着盒子不管 So, why, do they dry out or something
它们会干掉还是怎样吗? if you leave the box open?
你是故意招惹我吗? Are you messing with me?
嗯 是有一点 Yeah, little bit.
这太棒了 实在太感激了 This is awesome, and I really appreciate it.
我们现在就像一个团队 We're almost like a team now,
像警界双雄一样 like Starsky and Hutch or...
你想要怎样 爱的抱抱吗? What do you want, a hug or something?
你猜怎么着? 一个拥抱 事实上 会很 You know what? A hug, actually, would be kind of...
琼 布鲁克在家吗? Jean, is Brooke here?
我妹妹在忙 她不想见你 My sister's busy, and she doesn't wanna see you.
琼...嘿 求你? Jean... Hey, please?
别这样 我只想和她谈谈 就一会儿 拜托? Come on, all I wanna do is talk to her, just for a second. Please?
我问问看 I'll see.
- 你知道 赖瑞来了 – 好的 - You know, Larry is here. - All right.
哇哦 Whoa.
布鲁克 Brooke.
你看起来真漂亮 看看你 You look beautiful. Look at you.
谢谢 Thanks.
这真不是时候 赖瑞 This isn't really a great time, Larry.
–我知道 我知道不是 I know. I know it's not.
但是我必须过来告诉你些事 But I just had to come by and tell you something.
能和你聊聊吗? Can I talk to you just for a second?
你还记得我们去钓鱼那次吗? You remember that time that you and I went fishing?
那是我们第二次约会 This was our second date.
我们往回走时 And we were walking back,
你牵起我的手 and you took my hand and put it in your hand.
那天我突然想起这件事 Well, I got to thinking about that the other day,
那是我到目前为止 人生中最美好的回忆 and that was, by far, the greatest all-time memory of my life.
唯一一件最美的回忆 The single best memory.
那个时候 我就是不明白 And at the time, I just couldn't figure out
怎么会有如此甜美 善良 聪明的人 why somebody so sweet and kind and smart
会喜欢上我 could like me like that.
赖瑞... Larry...
听着 我知道听起来老掉牙了 Look, I know it sounds corny,
布鲁克 的确如此 Brooke, I really do.
如果你不想和我在一起 And if you don't wanna be with me,
而是想和其他人在一起 if you wanna be with somebody else,
我理解 I get it.
你给过我很多机会 You gave me tons of chances.
但你应该和最美好的回忆是有关你的人在一起 But you deserve to be with somebody whose greatest memory is about you.
嗯 我猜我想说的是 Well, I guess what I'm trying to say here is...
我反对这场婚礼 I'm trying to object to the wedding,
为了避免你不明白我的用意 in case you ain't figured out what I'm trying to do.
是啊 我明白 Yeah, I got it.
看吧 漂亮又聪明 See? Beautiful and smart.
嗯 好吧 我说了想说的话 Well, all right. Well, I said my piece.
老弟 我真心感谢你这么做 Boy, I sure appreciate you doing this.
我是说 我没有任何地方可以求助了 I mean, I didn't have anywhere else to turn.
但我保证午夜就送你回家 But I promise to get you home by midnight.
嘿 如果你帮上忙 你想要多少月亮派随便你 Hey, and if you do a good job, you can have all the moon pies you want.
怎么样? How's that?
我开始有点饿了 Well, I'm getting hungry.
你想来一个熏肉番茄三明治吗? You wanna stop and get a BLT?
哦 抱歉 我是说来份生菜番茄三明治? Oh, sorry. You wanna stop and get an LT?
奥提斯特补水紧缩面膜 Artistry's moisture-intense mask.
就像是让你们的肌肤吸收青春之泉 女士们 It's like having your face drink from the Fountain of Youth, ladies.
你的脸放佛从内到外饱满起来 Your face is gonna feel as if it's plumping from within.
变的漂亮 光芒四射 And just being beautiful and radiant,
有活力 容光焕发 感觉到了吗 女生们? and vibrant and glowing. Do you feel that, ladies?
所有这些你都能拥有 All this can be yours.
只要二20.65元 And it's only $20.65.
哦! Ooh!
好吧 我还有另一个惊喜要给你们 All right, well, I do have another surprise for you.
听说过一句话吗 为猪上唇膏? Have you ever heard that expression, you can put lipstick on a pig?
嗯 用奥提斯特的口红 Well, with Artistry's rouge,
你可以切切实实帮猪上唇膏 you can literally put lipstick on a pig
连猪也会雍容华贵 and that pig will turn heads.
我没开玩笑 I'm not kidding.
过来 猛男宝贝! Come on, Crusher! Stacey!
回头见 兄弟 感谢你帮忙 祝我好运 See you later, little buddy. I appreciate the help. And wish me luck.
顺带一提 享用月亮馅饼吧! 它们很美味 By the way, enjoy the moon pies! They're delicious.
我们人生当中难免需要作出适当牺牲 对吧? Sometimes we just have to make a few sacrifices in life, huh?
我是说 当然 我开不起法拉利 I mean, of course, I miss the Ferrari.
但是如果开小货车 But if driving a pickup truck.
像这样聊天就让我当选了 and talking like this gets me elected,
嗯 这就是中了头彩 对吧? well, that's just gander 'n grits, huh?
- 博? –怎样 - Bo? - Yeah.
我能和你聊聊吗? Could I talk to you for a second?
嗯 失陪下 先生们 Yeah. Excuse me, fellas.
宝贝 嘿 嘿 我现在不能聊天 Honey, hey, hey, I can't talk right now.
现在 听着 这些人能让我提高当选率 Now, listen. These guys can really help my chances of getting elected.
我知道 只是... I know, it's just...
我想问你点事 I need to ask you something.
你最美的回忆是什么? What is your greatest memory?
- 什么? – 不 拜托 这很重要 - What? - No, please, it's important.
- 你唯一最美好的回忆? – 我不知道 - What is your single greatest memory? - I don't know.
对伊斯特兰队投出制胜的触地得分 赢得州选 Throwing the game-winning touchdown against Eastland to win State.
我告诉你 人们仍然在谈论这事 I'll tell you, people are still talking about it.
这些家伙也在谈 These guys are talking about it.
投的正中中心 That throw was right down the middle.
那真是棒呆了 That was something else, yeah.
宝贝 这为什么很重要? So, honey, why was that so important?
好的 莱利 你在哪呢? All right, Reilly. Where you at?
206号 206号 找到你了! 206. 206. Got you!
快没时间了 还要取四颗乳牙 I am running out of time. I gotta get four more teeth.
哈! 蜂鸟之速 好家伙 这个最好有用 Ha! Speed of a hummingbird. Boy, this better work.
老兄 感觉我在上”挑战恐惧"节目 Man, I feel like I'm on Fear Factor.
等着 等着 Wait for it. Wait for it.
好了 All right.
看起来我需要加点速 Looks like I got a need for some speed.
这些闻起来真棒 Those smell amazing.
控制 糟糕 Curbs, schmarbs.
真奇怪 Weird.
老天 五颗乳牙 Dadgum, five teeth.
比原定计划提前 我太棒了 I'm ahead of schedule. I'm good.
怎么了? What's going on?
不 魔力快消失了 No, it's wearing off.
我得赶紧回家! I've gotta get back to the house!
时间刚刚好 Just gonna make it.
哦 天啊 他在这里干嘛? Oh, man. What is he doing here?
你是时候出现了! It's about time you showed up!
不是现在 如你所见 我正忙着 Not now. As you can tell, I'm in the middle of something.
我正在做神圣的事 I'm doing some fairying.
– 嘿 你毁了我的婚礼 Hey, you ruined my wedding.
然后你却只想敷衍了事? And then you try to big league me?
- 我毁了你的婚礼? 是的 蠢货 - I ruined your wedding? - Yeah, idiot.
因为你布鲁克取消了婚礼 Brooke called off the wedding because of you.
什么? 跟我有什么关系? What? How'd I do that?
她想和最美好的记忆是关于她的人在一起 She wants to be with someone whose best memory is of her.
很显然那个人就是你! And apparently that someone is you!
你害我输掉了选举 You cost me the election.
现在是时候还了 Now it's time for payback...
她想和我在一起 She wants to be with me.
她爱我 她爱我! She loves me. She loves me!
喔 Ooh.
我的错! My bad!
赖瑞我不会忘记这事 你个狗娘... Larry, I won't forget about this, you son of a...
你会的 Now you will.
哦 老兄 是时候拯救记忆 Oh, man. Time to save that memory.
哇哦! 停! 停! Whoa! Brake! Brakes!
刚好紧急压线完成 是吧? Cutting it a little close there, aren't you?
是啊 Well.
只是想让它有趣点 Just keeping it interesting.
嗯 不管怎么说 任务完成 Well, mission accomplished, in every sense.
现在既然你完成了任务 And now that you've met your quota,
我特此还给你最美好的回忆 I hereby restore your greatest memory.
谢谢 Thanks.
如果你什么时候需要临时牙仙了 通知我一声 You ever need a temporary tooth fairy at some point in time, give me a holler.
我想我会把你记上 You know, I might just take you up on that.
我会想你的 孩子 I'm gonna miss you, kid.
哦 抱歉 我是指老女士 Oh, sorry, I mean old lady.
我想是时候重新装修 I guess it's time to redecorate now.
不 别再来了 No, not again.
头奖! Jackpot!
谢谢 尼克斯 Thank you, Nyx.
布朗得球 往后传 假传给威尔森 Brown has it, drops back, fakes to Wilson.
传给泰瑞 越过中线 快速前进了四码 Hits Terry over the middle. That's for a quick gain of four yards.
哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh.
40 30 20 10... 40, 30, 20,10...
–就这样 加油! 加油! Yeah, come on! Come on!
这儿有些蘸酱给你们 Here's some dip for you boys,
一会儿给你们辣椒酱 好吧? and I'll get you some chili in a second, okay?
宝贝 让我替你拿辣椒酱 Honey, let me get that chili for you.
你不应该走动 看看你 看看这儿 伙计们 You don't need to be walking. Look at you. Look at that, boys.
下一个足球明星 就在这儿 There's the next football star, right there.
嘿 你还想吃月亮馅饼吗? Hey, you still having the cravings for moon pies?
事实上 我现在超想吃沙丁鱼 Actually, I have this crazy hankering for sardines right now.
沙丁鱼? 沙丁鱼? Sardines? Sardines?
沙丁鱼? 让我跑去给你买些 Sardines? Let me run and get you some.
宝贝 你不用急着去 Honey, you don't have to go right now.
不 放轻松 就一会儿 No, relax. It'll just take a second.
继续看 我马上回来 Keep watching. I'll be right back.
回头告诉我结果 Tell me what happens.
听着 我知道我说过如果需要帮手叫上我 Look, I know I offered to help you if you ever needed me,
但中场五分钟? 你在开玩笑吧 but five minutes before halftime? You gotta be joking.
这个区的牙仙请病假了 所以我需要临时工 The regional tooth fairy called in sick, so I need someone to fill in.
这个区的牙仙病了 但他什么都没做 The regional tooth fairy called in sick. He never does any work.
可以等到比赛结束吗? Can it wait till after the game?
显然是说不行 Evidently that means no.
告诉你 Tell you what.
你如果拿到牙齿 You get this tooth,
接下来的赛季我都不会再烦你 and I won't mess with you for the rest of football season.
除非看到猪会飞我才会相信 Yeah, I'll believe that when I see pigs fly.
这句话还真有趣 Funny you should say that.
你开我玩笑吧 You got to be kidding me.
我可没期望看见这个 Well, I didn't expect to see that.
我想你可能需要帮助 I thought you could use a little help.
实际上 这是唯一派的上用场 Actually, all the help you could get.
嗯 猛男 你听到了吗? Well, Crusher, you hear that?
听上去我们成搭档 Looks like you and me's partners.
嗯 你还在等什么? 快去帮我取牙 Well, what are you waiting for? Go get me that tooth.
嘿 猛男 Hey, Crusher,
我们就像超级英雄搭档在空中飞翔 we're like a superhero team now flying around up here.
我们可以自称 胖男和猪崽 "We can call ourselves Fat Man and Hoggin'."
好吧 别介意 All right, never mind.
# 像大热天里的冰棒 # # Like a Popsicle on a hot day #
# 它几乎让我无法呼吸 # # It almost seems to take my breath away #
# 生活中简单的事情 # # The simple things in life #
# 让你三思真正的自己 # # Make you think twice on who you are #
# 你为何活着 # # What you're living #
# 你在付出 # # Are you givin'#
# 少许乐趣 # # A little bit of joy #
# 你趾间的沙 # # Sand between your toes #
# 让你明白你不需要 # # Makes you know that you don't need #
# 那些昂贵的衣服 # # All those fancy clothes #
# 让笑容绽放 # # Let a smile shine in #
# 你会过着真正属于你生活 # # And you'll be living in who you are #
# 你在说什么 # # What you're saying #
# 你的心是敞开的吗 # # Is your heart an open door? #
# 因为风可以带你 # # 'Cause the wind can lead #
# 去一片美好的风景 # # To a positive scene #
# 面对小事微微一笑 # # Make a grin at the little things #
# 正如世界所说我需要振奋 # # Such as the world proving I need a beat #
# 耶 耶 # # Yeah, yeah #
# 像大热天里的冰棒 # # Like a Popsicle on a hot day #
# 它几乎让我无法呼吸 # # It almost seems to take my breath away #
# 生活中简单的事情 # # The simple things in life #
# 让你三思真正的你 # # Make you think twice on who you are #
# 你为何活着 # # What you're living #
# 你在付出 # # re you givin' #
# 少许乐趣 # # A little bit of joy #
# 你趾间的沙 # # Sand between your toes #
# 让你明白你不需要 # # Makes you know that you don't need #
# 那些昂贵的衣服 # # All those fancy clothes #
# 让笑容绽放 # # Let a smile shine in #
# 你会过着真正属于你生活 # # And you'll be living in who you are #
# 你在说什么 # # What you're saying #
# 你的心是敞开的吗 # # Is your heart an open door? #